Del 245 Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 click the link and have a read..http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/7939609/man-nearly-killed-as-eel-swims-in-bottom A Chinese fishmonger almost died after an eel swam into his bottom.Li Chang was sitting on the edge of a tank at a warehouse in Guangzhou in southern China when he fell back into a container of live eels, The Sun newspaper reports.the story goes on Quote Link to post Share on other sites
krustykrab 0 Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 eel be feeling that for a while Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wedgetail 0 Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 and probably exported to Australia as some form of fish product Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest boys day out Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 I bet you that was a big pain in the bum hahaha but not hahaha for that bloke Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WilliamPerry 0 Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 He'd be popular in Yatala Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fridge 6 Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 brings new meaning to the word DIVERticulitis definitely not a pleasurable experience :pinch: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
silaflex 103 Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 He was probably leaning over the edge having a dump. Isn't that the kind of conditions they breed fish in over there? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
coonta kinta 1 Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 Do you REALLY think this is real? Plausible even? "Swam up his trousers and into his anus" What all this happened in a matter of seconds :ohmy: and he didnt clinch :S What was he wearing to allow such a thing? Extra baggy parachute pants!Reckon its a concocted story. Look at where its from....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kelvin 2,197 Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 The original Sun articlehttp://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3079749/Man-f-eel-ing-blue-after-op.htmlAnd another one from a few months backhttp://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2954500/Chef-dies-after-feeling-eel.htmlSimilar article from the spoofhttp://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i74155http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i80035Sounds to me like another version of the gerbil mythhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerbilling Quote Link to post Share on other sites
weaver 271 Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 Weird porn gone wrong? they had to make up a story for the doctor so they felt a wee bit normal Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Brent61southoz Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 receiving swollen goods ?brenttalk about loose lips sink shipsmaybe he had a r eely good time Quote Link to post Share on other sites
coonta kinta 1 Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 @ Brent :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: LMAO Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fish-on 0 Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 stupid asians. but funny Quote Link to post Share on other sites
spog777 1 Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 puts a whole new meaning to the term "you gotta be shittin' me" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SnappaHunta Posted August 6, 2010 Report Share Posted August 6, 2010 weaver wrote:Weird porn gone wrong? they had to make up a story for the doctor so they felt a wee bit normal No doubt, reckon he was a queer rooster who had run out of gerbils Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SAYAKA 1 Posted August 6, 2010 Report Share Posted August 6, 2010 lucky it wasnt an electric eel lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
archerfish 685 Posted August 7, 2010 Report Share Posted August 7, 2010 Would have been a more interesting story if the headline had read:"Eel almost dies when a man swims up his bum!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
voogoofish 1 Posted August 7, 2010 Report Share Posted August 7, 2010 poor eel Quote Link to post Share on other sites
afishyfish 4 Posted August 19, 2010 Report Share Posted August 19, 2010 Del wrote:A Chinese fishmonger almost died after an eel swam into his bottom.Li Chang was sitting on the edge of a tank at a warehouse in Guangzhou in southern China when he fell back into a container of live eels, The Sun newspaper reports.Its true and quite poosible!!!!!!.I have personal experience of this after playing with my pet eel in the shower one day, when I slipped over on the soap and the eel dissapeared, for a while anyway Quote Link to post Share on other sites
urhookedfish 12 Posted August 19, 2010 Report Share Posted August 19, 2010 eeeeeeeeeewwwwwww Quote Link to post Share on other sites
afishyfish 4 Posted August 19, 2010 Report Share Posted August 19, 2010 Is it any wonder the Iron Chefs always look so worried when Eels are nominated as the nights main ingredient http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osIAHbZjCQo&feature=relatedhttp://www.dangerouslogic.com/archive/001187.htmlDont know who the Japanese guy who owns it all is called, but you gotta love him, Michiba etc etc Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Softy 2,991 Posted August 19, 2010 Report Share Posted August 19, 2010 Glad i turned you down on the offer of the shower.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
afishyfish 4 Posted August 19, 2010 Report Share Posted August 19, 2010 Softy wrote:Glad i turned you down on the offer of the shower.... Fibber :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: It was the other way aroundEither way ya wont get to play with my eel now Quote Link to post Share on other sites
archerfish 685 Posted September 24, 2012 Report Share Posted September 24, 2012 Aaahhh...looks like another old perennial has surfaced again. Only the facts and the names have been changed to protect the innocent:http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/new-zealand-hospital-removes-asparagus-sized-eel-from-mans-bottom/story-e6frea6u-1226479886293 :whistle: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Savagelip 4 Posted September 24, 2012 Report Share Posted September 24, 2012 how bizzare how bizzare Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rotare 491 Posted September 25, 2012 Report Share Posted September 25, 2012 [attachment=12123]weirdshit.jpg[/attachment]how bizzare how bizzare Sales of fish tanks and eels in Elizabeth have just gone up 800%. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
crispy 2 Posted September 25, 2012 Report Share Posted September 25, 2012 this is similar tto the fisherman who had some fish swim in the eye of his donga ,it was in brazil i think ,dont worry rotare i am sure youll be able to get a tank and some eels once the rush is over youll be right . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
afishyfish 4 Posted September 25, 2012 Report Share Posted September 25, 2012 [attachment=12123]weirdshit.jpg[/attachment]how bizzare how bizzare Not that Bizzare SL. If you've ever gone out with or known a casualty department nurse, you'll know what I mean :ohmy: :pinch: :whistle: I know of 1 dead cat, one milk bottle and a pair of reading glasses in their case.Fortunateley not all in the one place at the one time :dry: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wahoo 146 Posted September 25, 2012 Report Share Posted September 25, 2012 @AFF I know of 1 dead cat, one milk bottle and a pair of reading glasses in their case.Know what you mean AFF. I work with a few ED nurses, it's not just the bizarre things retrieved from there, it's the wild stories that accompany them! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
crispy 2 Posted September 25, 2012 Report Share Posted September 25, 2012 to much info guys hahahaha it must be a sight when some of these people come in ,imagine the laughter in the nurses canteen at some of the stories, good campfire yarns thats for sure crispy afishyfish 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
spinyeel 2 Posted September 25, 2012 Report Share Posted September 25, 2012 this is similar tto the fisherman who had some fish swim in the eye of his donga ' date='it was in brazil i think ,dont worry rotare i am sure youll be able to get a tank and some eels once the rush is over youll be right . [/quote']Those fish in the Amazon are very real! Try a Google search.They can enter the urethra if you decide to piss in the water.Maybe they should be introduced into public swimming pools. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
afishyfish 4 Posted September 25, 2012 Report Share Posted September 25, 2012 Know what you mean AFF. I work with a few ED nurses' date=' it's not just the bizarre things retrieved from there, it's the wild stories that accompany them![/quote']Well the cat was actuaLLY "STUCK" on the other side, as was the milk bottle :whistle: If only the walls had ears and eyes :ohmy: Strange thing about the reading glasses in their case was that while golf balls will bounce in a shower, I cant imagine those bouncing around Nor will a milk bottle or dead cat attach themselves without some "encouragment" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
afishyfish 4 Posted September 25, 2012 Report Share Posted September 25, 2012 Aaahhh...looks like another old perennial has surfaced again. Only the facts and the names have been changed to protect the innocent:http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/new-zealand-hospital-removes-asparagus-sized-eel-from-mans-bottom/story-e6frea6u-1226479886293 :whistle:Poor guy must have felt quite eel for a while Quote Link to post Share on other sites
archerfish 685 Posted September 25, 2012 Report Share Posted September 25, 2012 crispyJust punch "candiru" into your favourite search engine and I'm sure you'll come up with some interesting reading... Cheersaf Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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