Weedie 1 Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 I was fishing the other night at West Lakes and this guy came up to me and said people that fish can't afford to buy fish :thumb:.I thought straight away what a load of shit and i responded to him saying people that buy fish are too lazy to fish .What would you guys have said to him,Did i respond correctly.Lets find out Weedie. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ranger 48 Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 If someone comes out of the blue with a comment like that, it is obviously designed to rile you up. My replies are numerous. Here's a coupla examples: You're gonna look pretty funny eating corn on the cob....with no teeth! Ya wont see ANY fishermen when I rip your eyeballs out and skull you to death! You're correct! So how about I just rip your arms off, beat you to death with the soggy ends, and then I can off and hit the fish and chip shop! ;DOf course the CORRECT response is to just ignore the inflamatory comment, be polite and defuse the situation.....or so my therapist tells me! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Weedie 1 Posted March 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Good one Ranger,I Laughed my ass off when i read it :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest matty_G Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Dont listen to your therapist,what fun did they ever have :icon_lol: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Terowie 3 Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Two words the first beginning with F. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tyke 0 Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 :icon_lol:What a Dill - obviously trying to rile you - just jealous!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Big Ian 0 Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 " people that fish can't afford to buy fish "You haven't seen the cost of good fishing tackle have you knob head.Then take to him with a large fish scaler just prior to fileting. ;D Quote Link to post Share on other sites
carps 1 Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 same as ranger but give the arms long enough for rigamortis to set in then fist him with it :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ranger 48 Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 I believe the jury have spoken! :icon_eek:The guy has been tried, found wanting, and punished accordingly!You may now resume your fishing! :icon_lol: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest undertaker Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 I would have told him what I did for a job,and "politely" indicated that if he didn't want to see my work "first hand" to ":censored: off" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
asbo 0 Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 I usualy don't react in a negative way and say "Oh yeah, why is that?"Then they usualy relax and we end up having a good conversation because they realise that they are making a fool of themselves. That is unless the guys a complete village idiot and then I would ring "The Undertaker" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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