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Terrorist attack prevented by two allert fisherman Two local fisherman have saved The Darling River Yabby populations from certain death and destruction last weekend .While fishing and yabbieng in the Menindee district the terrorist yabby was observed "attempting to evade inspectors" along the Yabby Haven Foreshores of afore mentioned district ,upon approach he reared up at inspectors and threatened to ignite the bomb fuse. Our inspectors who required the aid of the two fishermen to subdue the rogue yabby which they disarmed (by removing the explosive vest) and have detained in custody pending their return (on Australia Day )to Yabby Haven Forshores where he will appear on trial before all concerned and if found guilty will be punished accordingly at the scene. Prosecuters are calling for Death by Fishook/Drowning,with any proceeds going back to the comunity .ie:(two fisherman)[thumb][/thumb][thumb][/thumb][thumb][/thumb] :police: :angel: :icon_evil: :police: :angel: :icon_evil: take your pick size=596http://www.fishyorkepeninsula.com/images/attachments/IyxXU4Oz__DSCF0623.jpg[/img] size=561http://www.fishyorkepeninsula.com/images/attachments/EphG7Vun__DSCF0624.jpg[/img] size=561http://www.fishyorkepeninsula.com/images/attachments/T6bdrKQF__DSCF0622.jpg[/img]
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gidday ranger :)we did have a bit of spare time on our hands as it happened,the yellas stayed away again :( .non on bait.non on lures,2 & 1/2 days tossing shallow and diving lures all for O :-[ between 3 anglers very disapointing,going to try bait in the old haunts on Auatralia day they might fire up hopefully ;Dcheers peelipeeli 13[thumb][/thumb] size=561http://www.fishyorkepeninsula.com/images/attachments/YGCL8Jz2__home_among_the_gumtrees.jpg[/img]

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Now I think it's getting out of hand, and I'm gonna have to put a stop to this! It's completely irresponsible, and I'm gonna have to shut it down as a matter of national security!Geez, think about it people! If this takes off, it's gonna get BLOWN right out of proportion, and before ya know it, BANG, there's gonna be pyrotechnic EXPLODING yabbies runnin all over the place, scaring the chickens and puttin the cows off their milk!Ther'll be bits of decomposing yabby drippin from the gum trees, the Emu's will be tryin to walk backwards to get out of the way and Skippy will be scared shipless!If word gets out to the other animals, there'll be herds of Kamikaze Killer Crustaceans and Taliban Terrapins! We'll have Al Quaida Ants, Hicks Huntsmen, Gelignite Gents, Fulminating Flies, Nitroglycerine Numbats, Cordite Copperheads and Erupting Echidna!It wont be safe to pull a drop net or weed the Gladioli's! Peelipeeli, I really think you should leave this megaton melinite matter and concentrate on ya fishin, coz exploding lyddite live baits are nothing but trouble and ya cant shell a self-destructing smokeless shrimp!It's a sad state of affairs I tell ya's! :thumb:

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