urhookedfish 12 Posted May 25, 2011 Report Share Posted May 25, 2011 Okay the wife says to me what are we going to do if the END OF THE WORLD REALLY IS UPON US??or for example you suddenly find out from the Government that an Asteroid is going to hit the Earth in a day or two's time. To which my reply was well, Im not sure, but we would have to weigh up were its going to hit, How far from it are we, figure out some safe locations, organise fuel, food rations etc etc..But that was my politically polite answer - you know care for the family lol.But then i thought Hold on, just give em all a Kiss and head off fishing for my favourite species...LOL.Could I??? Cos in xx number of days we are all going to be Dead anyway..Remember its all a Hypothetical!! :dry: And Mods please dont move this as this is a cleverly disguised fishing question/topic?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Just Me 0 Posted May 25, 2011 Report Share Posted May 25, 2011 Any answer i'm likely to give here will end in my door getting kicked in and raided by some Gov Nazis, so i'll say i'll smoke some killer herbs, drink the very best bourbon i can score and do things to my missus i wouldn't do to a farm animal. Jack. and Boyington214 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
afishyfish 4 Posted May 25, 2011 Report Share Posted May 25, 2011 A good guise no doubt URH Personally I'd just head down the cellar and see how far I can empty it. By the time I'd finished the world would be gone and so would I. If the world didnt end, all I'd have to worry about would be the worlds worst ever hangover :whistle: do things to my missus i wouldn't do to a farm animal. :ohmy: Personally I just shear mine every 12 months and she's happy urhookedfish 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Timity tim 0 Posted May 25, 2011 Report Share Posted May 25, 2011 Oh so few bullets & time :whistle: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ranger 48 Posted May 25, 2011 Report Share Posted May 25, 2011 Naturally I'll put a little Engelbert Humperdinck on the turntable and don my comfy slippers to settle down with my knitting, a few scones and a nice herbal tea to wait patiently! The alternative version of this I'm definately NOT going to share with you lot, but fishing doesn't rate up there in my list of last minute priorities! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
reelin 2 Posted May 25, 2011 Report Share Posted May 25, 2011 When did you grow out your beard Ranger Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ranger 48 Posted May 25, 2011 Report Share Posted May 25, 2011 It's my "end of the world" disguise, so that I dont get ravaged by hoards of nubile young wenches who want to go out with a bang.......or two! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
urhookedfish 12 Posted May 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2011 I just had another thought.I would go to an all you can eat place and live there till it hit!! :cheer: :cheer: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
afishyfish 4 Posted May 25, 2011 Report Share Posted May 25, 2011 With no offence to the true believers,I saw a guy being interviewed about the "current" end of the world that was supposed to happen last weekend.When asked "what will you do if it doenst end tomorrow", he had no answer except, "it WILL end so it doesnt matter" Wonder what he's up to now; as far as I know its still here :whistle: : Oh so few bullets & time :whistle:So true too :laugh:Bit off topic here, but a good message anyway Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Just Me 0 Posted May 25, 2011 Report Share Posted May 25, 2011 A good guise no doubt URH Personally I'd just head down the cellar and see how far I can empty it. By the time I'd finished the world would be gone and so would I. If the world didnt end' date=' all I'd have to worry about would be the worlds worst ever hangover :whistle: do things to my missus i wouldn't do to a farm animal. :ohmy: Personally I just shear mine every 12 months and she's happy I shave her about once a fortnight, i like her to keep it nice and buffed. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Discovery Journey 0 Posted May 25, 2011 Report Share Posted May 25, 2011 the world is not ending thats a load of CRAP ! urhookedfish 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Red1396235487 0 Posted May 25, 2011 Report Share Posted May 25, 2011 Just get a carton of red tin down the hatch and everyday will feel like the end of the world :woohoo: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
4THALOVE 45 Posted May 25, 2011 Report Share Posted May 25, 2011 i get told occasionally im not able to fish and think it is the end of the world .hypothetically : id powder my nostrils to tha hilt :ohmy: :S then hunt down Elle Macpherson and give her a fair Rogering !! Resolute and southie THE BANGA 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jigsaw 0 Posted May 26, 2011 Report Share Posted May 26, 2011 or for example you suddenly find out from the Government that an Asteroid is going to hit the Earth in a day or two's time.the Government wouldn't know if it's arse was on fire,let alone when and where an asteroid is going to hit.......the only thing Gillard knows is her nose is far bigger than Abbott's budgie.........not meaning any disrespect to your original post URH........sorry southie THE BANGA 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
afishyfish 4 Posted May 26, 2011 Report Share Posted May 26, 2011 then hunt down Elle Macpherson and give her a fair Rogering !!You'vce been reading my Jokes 4TH I like your thinking though :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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