DONT YOU HATE IT WHEN.......

[anestimav 0]

You cast your vibe (straight out the box)and your bailarm goes over and ping.....

[Goldys_Fishin 0]

anestimav wrote:

You cast your vibe (straight out the box)and your bailarm goes over and ping.....

I dont know if i should own up to this or not but i did this once...Goldy

[brenton 637]

HaHa...Yep took me 9-10 casts to get this R2S tuned and swimming straight and when i was happy ping i cast it off into the distance,this old bag was paddling towards it in a Yak and i asked her if she could pick it up for me.....she said NO what i would of done for a few snapper leads cheers brenton

[samboman 319]

Your down the " Bottom End " of yorkes, you do a FAT burnout for some surfers and ya blow the diff!!! Sambo

[southslide 0]

haha had to lol samboman, what do you drive?

[samboman 319]

it was about 15yrs ago was a 1969 Valiant pacer with a "HOT" 265 hemi..... was a very long burnout and a very very long trip home after filling the diff with bananna peels lolSambo

[krustykrab 0]

samboman wrote:

Your down the " Bottom End " of yorkes, you do a FAT burnout for some surfers and ya blow the diff!!! Sambo

yep that would definately suck........especially if you didnt live down the bottom of yorkes :dry:

[samboman 319]

nope lived at Two wells at the time..... 8 hr trip home, at least i got home lol...Was a damn good burnout though Sambo

[southslide 0]

samboman wrote:

it was about 15yrs ago was a 1969 Valiant pacer with a "HOT" 265 hemi..... was a very long burnout and a very very long trip home after filling the diff with bananna peels lolSambo

NICE! bet you wish ya still owned it now would be worth a mint!scott

[samboman 319]

southslide wrote:

samboman wrote:

it was about 15yrs ago was a 1969 Valiant pacer with a "HOT" 265 hemi..... was a very long burnout and a very very long trip home after filling the diff with bananna peels lolSambo

NICE! bet you wish ya still owned it now would be worth a mint!scott

I do!! i loved that car.... heaps of chrome and looked sweet....Sambo

[chevin 0]

I had a boat in Brandon Bay in Eire and I had perfected a little operation of entering the harbour at speed, swinging the boat around, going into reverse and stopping dead against the quay. It really did look very impressive. One day there was a lady waiting for my arrival back in harbour and it was on obvious opportunity to impress when I saw her on the quay. I entered the harbour at my normal speed, curled round to line up with the quay, went into reverse and the bloody motor died. Consequently I crashed into the side of the quay and was very fortunate not to wreck or damage my boat!

[Kat 0]

did you catch the lady?

[chevin 0]

Kat wrote:

did you catch the lady?

We were good friends for many years but sadly she died just recently. Cancer is not selective in its choice of people.

[marko 0]

Yeah a few years ago my mate was trying to impress us with his long casting technique off of the jetty. He took this almighty long cast with his rod, hooked his trusty blue heeler called Salty square in the jaw with a lure, bloody hell poor dog. We bundled Salty in the yute off to the vet, my mate felt a right pratt trying to explain to the vet what happened. My mate has never lived it down. His faithful dog Salty is still going strong, but now when he sees his master casting he makes sure he is 100m away and so do we!!!

[Guest pin point]

you take your reel apart and forget how to put it back together!!! :S

[statesquider 0]

You arrive at your fishing destination only to realise you've left the bloody rods at home....

[Kat 0]

chevin wrote:

Kat wrote:

did you catch the lady?

We were good friends for many years but sadly she died just recently. Cancer is not selective in its choice of people.

My Condolences Chevin.

[marko 0]

Hey Kat you are right, I kinda rode rough shod over Chevin's thoughts on a friend lost, that's why we need you girls to keep us in line. Chevin sorry mate, it's a shitty feeling losing a friend, especially when some pratt, runs over your feelings..

[rocknev 2]

statesquider wrote:

You arrive at your fishing destination only to realise you've left the bloody rods at home....

ive left the bait at home.. drove the 40kms out there, set the rod up, tied the line and sinkers on, then swore, packed up and drove home again one of the best ones was my old boss...him and his bro in law, had an 18ft boat, which got used often, but one night they took the 12 ft tinny to pt lowly for a garfish dabbing night.its around 50kms to get there, and they towed the boat, put it in the water, but had left the engine at home sitting in a 44 gallon drum they use to rinse it.

[marko 0]

You trek the 100k to a favourite fishing spot only to find the wind picks up real bad, and all the sea weed drifts in making casting a nightmare.

[dutchxfisher 18]

you get Splash-back, A toilet mans worst nightmare.

[disturbed1 0]

launch a 21ft fiberglass boat and forget to put the bungs in.- once the bungs situation is sorted,pull an all nighter in the coorong only to have the sand bars shift during the night and get left high and dry, push the 10 tonne boat across the sandbar roughly 200m until too buggered to push anymore, try to sleep on deck because there are already 3 big fellas in the cabin snoring their heads off, get rained on on a freezing cold night, old man jams my hand in a part of the boat where hands dont belong and does not offer any assistance even though he is a doctor, morning breaks and get assistance from shack owner (only good thing that happened that trip )have to leave boat moored until high tide but have to get back to adelaide for work- leave boat in shack owners capable hands, get lift back to boat ramp with shack owner only to discover the 4x4 has been broken into over night and half the engine is missing, ring mum to get her to drive from fulham gardens to goolwa to pick us up, hear about it from mum all the way home, hear about this trip every time the subject of the boat my dad USED TO HAVE comes up .... picked up the boat the following weekend.

[disturbed1 0]

... whoops almost forgot... didnt catch a single fish between us all night

[rocknev 2]

dutchxfisher wrote:

you get Splash-back, A toilet mans worst nightmare.

i dont know about that one... i reckon the old fella caught in the zip would be my worst nightmare.

[dutchxfisher 18]

mate when doing a number 2, you needa lay a decent plop protector.

[rocknev 2]

dutchxfisher wrote:

mate when doing a number 2, you needa lay a decent plop protector.

or just go on the rocks, like ive got a habit of doing

[Kat 0]

You suck up your pirate wig in the vacuum cleaner thus creating lack of pirating carnage

[Del 245]

u make a better wench than pirate kat..

[Kat 0]

Ahhhh so Very true.I can't wench without a pirate........ wig.

[afishyfish 4]

You walk into the toilet only to find your girfriens mum sitting there with a slightly surprised look on her face :S rocknev wrote:

dutchxfisher wrote:

mate when doing a number 2, you needa lay a decent plop protector.

or just go on the rocks, like ive got a habit of doing

And you wonder where all the big reds have gone Nev

[thefunkychicken 0]

disturbed1 wrote:

launch a 21ft fiberglass boat and forget to put the bungs in.- once the bungs situation is sorted,pull an all nighter in the coorong only to have the sand bars shift during the night and get left high and dry, push the 10 tonne boat across the sandbar roughly 200m until too buggered to push anymore, try to sleep on deck because there are already 3 big fellas in the cabin snoring their heads off, get rained on on a freezing cold night, old man jams my hand in a part of the boat where hands dont belong and does not offer any assistance even though he is a doctor, morning breaks and get assistance from shack owner (only good thing that happened that trip )have to leave boat moored until high tide but have to get back to adelaide for work- leave boat in shack owners capable hands, get lift back to boat ramp with shack owner only to discover the 4x4 has been broken into over night and half the engine is missing, ring mum to get her to drive from fulham gardens to goolwa to pick us up, hear about it from mum all the way home, hear about this trip every time the subject of the boat my dad USED TO HAVE comes up .... picked up the boat the following weekend.

sorry to hear of your dramas but I did piss myself at your post.

[afishyfish 4]

thefunkychicken wrote:

sorry to hear of your dramas but I did piss myself at your post.

Dontcha just hate it when you piss your pants laughing reading someone elses post

[disturbed1 0]

thefunkychicken wrotesorry to hear of your dramas but I did piss myself at your post.all good mate, it happened about 20 years ago- i was only around 12yo at the time (so i am exempt from blame :cheer: )- also funny how my mum never set foot on that boat in the 10 years we had it, for two reasons- first of all, my old man never told her was buying it in the first place, he just rocked up at home one day and said "have a look what i bought today, its outside"- and the second reason was because of this trip which was only the second or third time we took it out.

[disturbed1 0]

afishyfish wrote:

thefunkychicken wrote:

sorry to hear of your dramas but I did piss myself at your post.

Dontcha just hate it when you piss your pants laughing reading someone elses post

hahaha!!!- never done it myself, been pretty close though

[Kat 0]

afishyfish wrote:

thefunkychicken wrote:

sorry to hear of your dramas but I did piss myself at your post.

Dontcha just hate it when you piss your pants laughing reading someone elses post

Even worst if its because you saw Justin Beiber on TV Of course... I am Kidding....